Red Meat Is My Heroin

In an attempt to be healthier as I approach 30, I have cut almost all red meat and pork out of my diet. I say almost because, I’m not yet strong enough to turn down a good barbeque. I can usually ease my meat fix by making myself turkey burgers and grilled chicken, but just like the crack did to Pookie sometimes real hamburgers be calling me. Today was one of those days. I was out and about minding my own business when one of the most notorious pushers in the game Rallys made me an offer I could not refuse, 2 double cheese burgers for 3 dollars. I started remembering all of the good times we had together back in the day, and Rallys used to know how to make me feel so good so I gave Rally’s my money and quickly came home so I have my fix. I told myself that I was going to only eat one of the burgers and save the other one for later, but it got so good to me that I killed both of them.

Shortly after my high wore off, I remembered why I had been avoiding the blocks where Rallys and his peoples slang their product. I was all of the sudden real sleepy, my stomach began to hurt, there was a dull pain in my shoulder, and I developed a headache. Despite all of this I kind of wish I had another burger.