Ummmm No!

I consider myself to be a fly individual but I understand that every trendy thing is not for me. That said there are some trendy things that are not for any man. One of those things is a man bag or murse. This is always unacceptable. If you need to carry anything else on your person other than your wallet, keys, or cell phone a purse shall not be used as means of transport. I does not matter who made it or sold it to you a purse is never to be carried. I don't care if you have to break out the old Jansport, if I see you with a purse you will be put on my list of suckas.