Hard Like A Criminal!!!

Here is a picture if me in the early 80's when my pimp hand was just becoming strong, after putting away my Fisher Price "My First Nines". On a serious note I've been a doing this blog thing for a couple of months, and I never really introduced myself. Here are a few bullet points that will give you a little insight into who I am and how I think. Some of the points are upcoming blog entries.

I have never seen "The Passion" and have no plans to

Videogames are good for marriages

George Bush is to America what Senator Palpatine is to the Republic

I watch too much TV

Gay marriage is good for America

Celebrity marriage is bad America

I get my best sleep on couches

Pimping really is not easy

People who really like music have already given up on terrestrial radio

My best friend is white

I have never owned a pair of Air Jordan's

Dangermouse's Grey Album was not that good

I would vote for the right Republican

Dying alone in jail is "keeping it gangsta"

Commercial rap is ruining the expectations of black children

I love shapely women

No wealthy man should be poorly dressed

I am an XBOX loyalist

We are being gouged on the price of gas

I have been in love three times

If you could make Grey Goose in your house, it would be illeagal

America would be a third world country without slavery

I am bald for real, not by choice